bitrates:

I’m horny 85% of the day

(via amaryllislilliac)

11694

girl-farts:

Less queer struggles more queer snuggles 

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

36835

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via pizza)

83425

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via pizza)

329766

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

(via pizza)

150324
person: do you watch Orphan Bl-
me: [screams] YES
843

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(via sscheibe)

553586

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

image

(via pizza)

547784

kingloptr:

when you reblog something risky and dont lose followers

image

(via pizza)

258973

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte, via pizza)

351399

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

(via girl--eater)

26667

zodiacbaby:

a straight man: hey dude

me:

image

(via amaryllislilliac)

20688

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via pizza)

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